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Discovering paradise... and other things to do in Montego Bay, Jamaica

Welcome to the first 'thirties in transit' post on Twenties In Transit! I’ll be honest: apart from a little logo change and an addition to the home page paragraph, everything else is staying the same.

To celebrate the start of a new decade, myself and my partner headed to Montego Bay, Jamaica. The plan was to balance relaxing at the resort with actually seeing the island too; I'm definitely of the mind that to really say you've been to a country, you have to actually see it, not just from the confines of a resort... which is why I don't talk too tough about Crete (but that total recoup in the sun was most definitely needed on that holiday!) Montego Bay is in the north of the island, and is rather touristy - perfect for what we were after. And it is straight-up actual paradise!

Rest and recuperation 

We had a day flight out to Jamaica, which was totally smooth (unlike the way back, which for someone who hates flying was defo the pit of my holiday), and thanks to the six-hour time difference, we clawed back a whole afternoon once we’d landed. After being welcomed with a refreshing fruit punch, we kicked off our shoes, donned our swimmers and headed straight for the beach (via the snack bar). After the long flight, it was a tonic to mind and body to not only bathe in the warm sea, but watch the sunset from the water itself. We then watched the gorgeous colours of the sky fade to black from the hotel's pool.  

So, we learnt pretty quickly that resort life starts early. Thanks to jetlag, we often awoke naturally between 6am and 8am, and we were most definitely not alone. Breakfast was teeming from 7am, and getting to the beach for 8.30am, you'll find it more difficult to get a sun lounger. Even our first morning, on the beach at 6.40am, we were not alone. I really enjoyed these early morning beach trips - at this time of day, the fish are out and about, so close to shore. There is something truly magical about popping on some goggles and seeing schools of fish in their natural habitat centimetres from you. During these early mornings, I saw an array of tropical fish - including a starfish one morning - in waist- or bust-height water. Often, you didn't even need the goggles as the water was so clear. On the other hand though, watch out at night. Against my better judgement (and my partner's protests), I ventured into the sea after dark. As I got to the water's edge, I thought "wow, the beach is suddenly dirty at night, look at all these plastic cups". It wasn't until I felt something "cut" me, but couldn't see any blood, I realised all the "cups" were tons of jellyfish and I had just got stung. Oops.

Most resort days were spent at the beach, followed by late afternoon trips to the pool. As we were staying at a twinned resort, we had access to both hotel's facilities, and over at the other hotel, they had a swim-up bar with banging tunes. One of the days, we competed in the music quiz at this pool bar, and won. On Saturdays, they also threw a pool party here, blasting Soca and reggaeton tunes, which was right up my street. 

During the trip, my partner was unwell for a day, so I had one of my infamous solo travel days, where I spent time relaxing at the beach, bathing in the water, and dining at odd times of the day. Once he was better, we resumed our routine of lazy beach days, even taking it up a gear on an exhilarating sailboating ride one afternoon, and going head to head on the huge chess board. 

Seeing the island 

Of course, I couldn't come to Jamaica without seeing some of the island. The first of our excursions was on my birthday itself, when we went river rafting. We booked it through Chukka, and depending on the time of your rafting, you can get access to their Ocean Club too. On the shuttle bus, there were four of us celebrating birthdays, and the whole group sang four rounds of "happy birthday", which was a great start to the day. The rafting itself was exceptional - you are seated on a bamboo throne-esque seat as you are taken down the river, champagne in hand. You also get a limestone leg massage, which was heavenly. We also passed by the riverside bar on our raft, where I got a big birthday shot of tequila, plus you get a coconut to share - that coconut water was much needed! 

We ventured inland a couple of times during our stay; one of our stops was Dunn's River Falls. Climbing the falls is an absolute must when visiting Jamaica. Wear your water shoes, wear your swimmers, hold the hand in front of you, and climb. It was so much fun traversing the waters, and also bathing in them. Arachnophobes, be warned, there are big spiders in webs in trees that surround the falls. I'm scared of them, so you can trust me when I say they don't ruin your fun - I’m not saying that flippantly at all. They are not along the route - or too close to the side of the route - you'll be walking or climbing, and they don't venture close to you. 

Another inland spot we ventured to was Nine Mile - Bob Marley's birth and final resting place. By pure coincidence, we actually visited on May 11 - the 42nd anniversary of his death. To get there from Montego Bay, you drive through stunning mountains, gorges, and fields, passing through a fair few of the island’s 12 parishes. Our guide was so knowledgeable, pointing out landmarks - one of which we saw was Usain Bolt's school running track where he first started out - and giving us a thorough history of the island and its culture. Oh and explaining all about the grazing goats we kept seeing walking in an orderly fashion on the side of the road, like little four-legged pedestrians. The Bob Marley walking tour was billed as "authentic" if you catch my drift, with a plethora of options if you're not a smoker. Alternatively - or as well as, if you so wish - there is a bar stop in the mountains on the walking tour, where we drank the flaming Bob Marley shot (through a straw, cos the thing is lit on fire). It's worth noting that this was the one place away from the resort where I didn't wear mosquito spray and should have. The mozzies clearly wanted to pay their respects to the legend too! As well as getting an intimate look at Marley's family life and childhood (Nine Mile was set up by his late mother), we were also able to walk into his actual mausoleum barefoot, and that of his brother and mum; it was quite a humbling experience, especially on the anniversary. 

Everyone we engaged with both inside and outside the resort, whether by the pool, on a tour, or just walking on the streets around the hotel, were all really friendly. While I can't speak on inland experiences, if you're staying in a touristy area like Montego Bay, don't let the fear-mongering of the Gov UK website keep you from going for a little walk if you fancy it - like when visiting any foreign country, just keep your wits about you is all. The main friends we made, as we saw them more regularly, were of course within the hotel. A couple of couples, and a couple of solo peeps, with whom we went to resort shows, and spent long afternoons in the pool or sea (and my partner took a trip to KFC drive-thru with, but more on that later). Making friends with people from around the world is one of my favourite things about travelling. 

Nightlife 

Speaking of the resort shows, on the nights we didn't fall asleep super early, we went to watch them after dinner. From magic to steelpan performers, and karaoke to actual singers, there was some good talent. My favourite was the performers on one of the Saturday nights: they were singers, and performed reggae, dancehall and soca hits, but all in a slightly reggae style. They were fab. 

One night, we shook a leg at local nightclub Lounge 2727, where Popcaan and Burna Boy themselves had previously visited when they came to Montego Bay. The tunes were good, and I loved the fact we were by the sea and it was open - properly felt like we were on holiday - but word of warning, it is paaaacked on a Saturday night. Good night out though!

Food 

My partner’s family are from Jamaica, so I already knew the food was gonna be good on this trip; however, I've gotta say, I was still surprised, because I did not expect the hotel buffet to be as good as it was!! Everything was so flavourful, and seasoned properly, be it Jamaican dishes or otherwise. Really, I should have known, hey. At the main buffet, they had live performers every evening, and you could also opt to book in at the specialist restaurant, which we did for one evening. Despite all the delicious food I had morning, noon and night (quite literally), my fave meal at the hotel was actually a snack: jerk chicken and festival served on the beach, post-pool party. Just what the doctor ordered! 

Away from the hotel, we had a few equally delicious dishes, but I wouldn't be me if I didn't dedicate a whole paragraph to KFC!! Now, my love of fried chicken is clearly where my Caribbean heritage comes to shine most, as I was told by many Caribbean family members and friends that KFC on the islands is on a different level from that in the UK. This must have been where my love affair with the stuff started, as I often laugh at a photo of me aged four, licking my fingers, eyes closed in utter bliss at a Trinidad KFC. ANYWAY, I digress. KFC here stands not only for Kentucky Fried Chicken, but also Keep From Cooking - and boy, it seems like everyday people are keeping from cooking as the queues were something else. Clear your diary and get there a good hour or two before you actually want to eat. The original chicken was, of course good, and we had a BBQ piece and a spicy piece (none of our little wing nonsense - proper size). Accompanied by chips, American biscuits, cola champagne, and grape soda, and devoured on the beach: I was in heaven

On that note, I'm gonna wrap up this article, before I now order Uber Eats KFC and get upset at the lack of good drinks and sides here at home. I always love my trips, but usually opt to venture to different cities/countries instead returning; however, Jamaica, I'll definitely be back.

The art of doing nothing... and other things to do in Crete, Greece*

On each of my trips abroad in the last seven years or so, I usually write a "... and other things to do in..." blog post that is both informative for readers who wish to visit that city or town, and a diary of sorts for me, so that I can look back and recall my trip in great detail. Usually, these blog posts have a good mix of top tips, sightseeing suggestions and other elements that readers can apply to their own trips... but, reader, not this time. That little asterisks at the end of the title is not there by accident. It is not the fault of my utterly relaxed thumbs accidentally hitting a key. For once, I took a proper, disconnect-from-reality holiday; I didn't punctuate my schedule with tourist attractions and restaurants, I had no set plans, just seven days ahead of me, armed with sun cream and some swimmers. And, boy, did I need it. So while this piece is littered with a few tips for Crete and Greece as a whole, it is more on the diary side on this occasion. Read on if you're nosy, or browse more informative posts here.

While I love the life I have built so far, the work I do to maintain and progress it has started to have an effect on both my mind and body. Day to day, I hold down a full-time job, two regular freelance roles and running my own business, not to mention keeping on top of my relationships and home, as well as my crusade against the garden slugs (it's currently 2-0 to them, urgh). For the longest while, most of my days are completely planned down to the hour from the moment my eyes open at 7, until 11/11.30 at night. Yes, I get a lot done, and I'm definitely receiving the rewards, but it has started to take a toll; it is not sustainable long term. Anyone watched the 2007 remake of Freaky Friday? I'm literally like the mum with all the phones and reminders. It's time to stop, smell the roses, and enjoy where I am now. If you are in a similar position, here's how I really and truly switched off on this trip to Crete - which can be applied to wherever you head off to.

Combat any issues before they arrive

Where possible, of course. I implored that this break to Greece would not be hectic or problematic in any way. I prepared all my freelance work for the rest of the month in advance, got everything to a place with Cards Inclusive, so that it could tick over for a week, and probably the easiest of the lot, made a comprehensive handover for my day job. This was not a holiday where I'd be responding to any WhatsApp messages that were seeking if "I could do something really quickly", and my various teams respected that.

While this holiday came around quickly, I did a few little Googles about Crete beforehand, so I could pack anything I may need for comfort. I learned that you can't flush any loo roll in Greece, so travelled with tiny bin bags, like nappy sacks, so I felt everything was a little more sanitary. Also, I packed bug spray, but thankfully only needed it once.

Choose your type of trip

I joined my friend, who we'll call the "boujie traveller" (and great holiday photographer I must add), and she pretty much arranged everything; all I had to was check us in and get us to the airport. We had previously travelled a few times in Australia, and it's just drama free - we do our own separate things, but also enjoy indulging in good food, drinks and times together.

Image taken by Tegan Reihana

We went all-inclusive - my first time ever. I couldn't get over how you can just get up and get a drink whenever you want, a snack whenever you want, and enjoy an unlimited buffet at meal times. Yes, I know. Where have I been? The food was nice - while it was nothing to write home about, it wasn't bad, and there was a nice selection of local dishes - and the alcoholic drinks were free poured. Result! I often had various types of cakes for dessert, sometimes treating them as a sample platter.

I must say, TUI really embodied the term 'service with a smile', and was very visible at check-in, on the flight, leading to the transfer, and even at the hotel. The hotel staff themselves were also incredibly friendly and helpful. It really added to the overall good and relaxed vibe of the trip.

Listen to your body

Image taken by Tegan Reihana

For the first time in ages, I could just listen to my body's every whim, not constrained by time, a to-do list I needed to tick off, or any responsibilities I had to fulfil by the end of the day. Hungry? Eat. Thirsty? Get a drink. Hot? Move in the shade or take a dip in the pool. My time was truly my own, and I haven't felt like that in a while. I read a book - a proper paperback by the pool - for the first time in years! I napped in the sun to lively tunes on the tannoy and the sounds of the sea. I danced in the pool at Aqua Zumba and to the resort's club dance, which was played three times a day, every day (the dance sequence is forever engrained in my head now). It was the right kind of 9 to 5: my office was my sunlounger, my job was working on me. One session of Aqua Aerobics and an early morning run were my only workouts, and they were because I wanted to, not because I felt I had to. I truly listened to my body, and I had some of the best sleep I've had in months!

Entertainment and excursions

Usually, I'm someone who feels I have to see all the main sights, I should stay out late to make the most of it. But who is this holiday for? Me! Most of the time I do want to do those things anyway, but I made sure I wasn't doing it on this trip purely out of some warped obligation.

For the most part, my main excursions were to the pool, to the sea, and to the pool bar, which sat kind of in between. However, on the sixth day, I ventured further than 500 metres from the pool (we'd previously done a little 10-minute walk in the evening, just down the streets of Maleme) and I hopped on "The Little Fun Train", which was a sightseeing road train I'd seen advertised multiple times throughout the complex and on our drive to the hotel. I embarked on a tour called "The Pleasures of Crete"; it was just €20 and far exceeded what I'd expected. The tour took us through villages almost untouched by mass tourism, such as Kolimbari, Afrata and Astratigos; stopped at the gorgeous 17th-century Monastery of Gonia which, while small, was serene and offered a magnificent view of the coast below; and to the Terra Creta Estate where we learned how olive oil is made. We took a tour of the factory, plus had a delicious tasting of different oils on bread and actual olives. We even briefly learned how other by-products, like olive soaps, are made. These olives are usually harvested in January and February and ship worldwide. There were a whole host of special ones available.

The hotel was family friendly, so the majority of the entertainment each night catered to that audience, and often the children in holiday mode were running about the club. We did however watch a fire show on our first night, and went for a drink at Greek Night, which boasted music and dancing... and the distinct smell of Ouzo.

Our third and final venture out of the hotel was for dinner at a seaside restaurant where we enjoyed pork gyros and were witnesses to a beautiful proposal on the beach.

One thing I didn't do, but my travel partner did, was watch the sunrise. She naturally woke up quite early on our second day and went out to watch it. I awoke hours later to find that she'd accidentally locked herself out the room, and was patiently awaiting me to wake her up to let her back in. Her pics looked glorious though; and when else are you going to be less than a minute away from the sea so you can watch it in your PJs?

Reconnect with nature

The sunrise leads on quite nicely to my next point. Nature can be so soothing; one of my favourite things to do is to listen to the birds or walk through the grass barefoot. Natural elements are another thing that was super restorative on this trip to Crete. Paddling in the sea, looking through the clear water at the schools of little fish. I could spend hours watching them swim and hearing the sounds of the sea. On a few evenings, we did the latter, listening from the strip of sand while the sunset.

Image taken by Tegan Reihana

Now, for someone with some Caribbean heritage, certain parts of my skin really can't take the sun. Namely, my arms and face. From stinging burn to itchy prickly heat, I have to be super careful in the sun - I tan a beautiful colour though, if I do say so myself. To soothe my skin, on my last full day, I had an aloe vera wrap at the hotel's spa. It came with a massage as the therapist applied the aloe vera all over my body, plus a scalp massage too. I was then wrapped like a little burrito to let the natural elements of the aloe do its thing. It most definitely helped!

All in all, while I holidayed in a way I haven't for over 10 years - with no plans and just lazing - it was much needed. I feel completely rejuvenated and healthy (in mind, at least... all-inclusive food and rum ain't necessarily healthy for body eh haha). Ready to go for the next one, and ready to take this zen attitude into my day-to-day life.